Saturday, August 6, 2011

There's a man in Bangor that has a fabulous, dark brown, Sam Elliot-style mustache. He tools around in a small white hatchback that also sports a large, luxurious brown mustache wired to its grille.

While I cannot say I want to be friends with this man, I would like to know him well enough to exchange pleasantries with him at some sort of casual event.

Because he is awesome.